Ahahaha, Let me accumulate a list nyah.
1. True Story! A woman in florida called 911 THREE FUCKING TIMES because the McDonald's she was at ran out of Chicken McNuggets. Hilarity ensues!
2. That idiot who put a cat in a bong so he could "Calm It Down".
3. What would you rather be? Deaf, Blind, or a Quadriplegic. (Note: a Quadriplegic is a person who is paralyzed in all four limbs (That's your arms and legs for you slower people.))
4. If your genitals could make ANY NOISE in the world, what would it be?
5. What situation sounds better to you. Having sex with a really ugly chick for as long as you want, whenever you want. Or having sex with a really fucking hot chick once, but after the act, she's going to kill you by intense sodomy.
Hm, that's all I got for now. I'll try to come up with some more shit.