The stupid shit you people say

[ZD]Me: yeah
[ZD]Me: dont be jealous of my newb idea
Tekker: what the fuck are you talking about
[ZD]Me: http://www.svencoop.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34456
[ZD]Me: LOL
[ZD]Me: i was reading through my old posts
[ZD]Me: dude
[ZD]Me: u made a cmd game
[ZD]Me: what do i do
[ZD]Me: i have 5 choices
Tekker: figure it out
[ZD]Me: i chose window
Tekker: dont care
[ZD]Me: are you just an all around asshole?
Tekker: how fucking annoying could you possibly be
Tekker: I made that damn game and I don't care whatever the hell it is you're talking about
Tekker: I don't need the step by step
Tekker: And don't get all pissy just because getting messaged by you 20 times rapid fire and not having you say a single word that meant ANYTHING actually annoys normal people
[ZD]Me: im trying to ask you questions about your game u made. I though someone who makes something would like feedback and questions
Tekker: if i wanted feedback id ask for it
Tekker: and if you're going to bug me every time you click on something im removing you
Tekker: because it's a re style game, not a choose your own adventures book
[ZD]Me: i dont talk to you much
Tekker: but when you do you always piss me off
Tekker: which is either coincidental or you're just an annoying bastard
[ZD]Me: maybe you just over react
Tekker: no, I don't
Tekker: Say something that means something, or stop talking
[ZD]Me: bye
[ZD]Me is now Offline.

so this is the stupid shit i left you all to do....and i thaught the military people i trained with were stupid...and i do challenge you tek, i challenge your funniness...

Aidan: god damn comcast network is being worked on right now i cant upload or modem will disconnect
Tekker: bitch tits
Aidan: i want down 3 times today
Aidan: went
Tekker: on who?
Aidan: i meant it
Tekker: im sure you did
Aidan: ummmm.... yeah
Tekker: you're just a romantic like that
Tekker: you get his number?
Aidan: yeah
Tekker: was it maniac
Aidan: i think
Tekker: it wasnt me, youd be dead
Aidan: most likely

8:11 PM - Aidan: spam
8:11 PM - Aidan: spam
8:11 PM - Aidan: spam
8:11 PM - Aidan: tekker wants you to koin

[FnBG] Scotsman: I need something to take my mind off the funeral
Tekker: a penis

Also ted cameonline. This is how we started the convorsaton.


Ted: HEY ....DICK CHEESE!!!
Tekker: rawr biscuits
Tekker: you god damned cock trumpet
Ted: i getsa the free BACON
Tekker: i will murder you
Ted: bacon
Tekker: stop
Ted: ...and discounts on mcdonalds and bk
Tekker: STOP
Ted:

5:52 PM - М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: OMFG ME AND TEKKER JUST SPENT THE LAST HOUR TRYING TO GET TED TO PLAY HALO 3 AND HE FINALLY TELLS US HE DOESN'T HAVE IT!
5:53 PM - Aidan: teds offline
5:53 PM - Aidan: phone>
5:53 PM - М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: tekker has ted's phone # tard
5:53 PM - Aidan: ?

Sunday, April 19, 2009
10:22 PM - М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: wow you're on this late
10:23 PM - Tekker: im chatting up underaged girls
10:23 PM - Tekker: dont tell the fbi

10:25 PM - Tekker: Tekker: teds name just sounds goofy. theodore julius speaker junior
Sariah B. Is Da Name: T.J.S.J wow
Tekker: tjsj sounds like a bad theme resturaunt
Tekker: thank
Tekker: jesus
Sariah B. Is Da Name: lol yea
Tekker: someone
Tekker: uh
Tekker: damn
Sariah B. Is Da Name: jokes?
Tekker: oh, now that doesn't call ted gay at all
Tekker: itll never do
Tekker: crap i can't think of anything xD you win
Sariah B. Is Da Name: lol

...


10:26 PM - М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: Thank Jeses She Jack-Me-Off
10:26 PM - Tekker: hypen things cant work
10:26 PM - Tekker: theyd still use the letters
10:28 PM - М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: yah
10:29 PM - М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: i give up lol
10:29 PM - Tekker: hard isnt it
10:29 PM - М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: ya
10:30 PM - М Å Π Ī Ä Ċ: Thank Jesus She Jizzed?
10:30 PM - Tekker: shemales jizz
10:30 PM - Tekker: that calls him gay
10:30 PM - Tekker: all parameters satisfied

Aidan: dammit the sun is coming up, ill work on the map tomorrow

Tekker: also post that to the forums
Aidan: i exited
Tekker: Aidan: holy shit me and my mom were talking and pot came up and she said it helps her pain, i didnt know she was a pot head until now, and now shes sitting here trying to get me to try
Aidan: she has back pain

Tekker: [S.o.G] M3 Luck3y Charm: why do people hate scientologist so much?
Tekker: because they're retarded
[S.o.G] M3 Luck3y Charm: elaborate
Tekker: scientology is pointing out how retarded all religions are just by existing
Tekker: people cling so tightly to their chosen god so that they feel there's some sort of purpose to life, when there isn't
Tekker: so when some group of ass holes makes up a fake religion that parallels normal religions, it's like somebody scream EVERYTHING YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE BY IS EXACTLY AS STUPID AS THIS OBVIOUSLY FAKE SHIT
Tekker: because all religions are false stories some fucker wrote way back when, before the time of fiction, so everybody believed it
Tekker: some people say that all the religions being similer is proof that they're in some way true, that every corner of thw world wouldn't concur on even the smallest fragemnt of seperated religions
Tekker: all those stupid people forget that humanit was birthed in mesopotamia
Tekker: and that every single human being came from the same place originally
Tekker: so when some prick told every prenomad of his dream, the impressionable sun worshiping savages started religion
Tekker: and as humanity branched out in every direction, and years passed, the religious stories of false hope fractured and split into the different faiths we have today
Tekker: Scientology is based around a science fiction novel by L ron hubered
Tekker: or however the name's spelt
Tekker: The dumbest people of this generation think it's real, and thus proove to every religious sect that there's no reason that fiction novel is less real than their fake faiths
Tekker: And people hate that, because it prooves life is meaningless
Tekker: Also, scientology is a money making scam
[S.o.G] M3 Luck3y Charm: so you don't believe anything is going to happen when you die?
Tekker: So victims of it hate it too
Tekker: I'm going to die
Tekker: the electricity powering my brain will stop flowing
Tekker: and I'll cease functioning
Tekker: That's it
Tekker: That's w
Tekker: Tekker: That's what happens, that's what always has happened, that's what always will happen
Tekker: People came up with the afterlife soley to comfort themselves around death
Tekker: Because how would anyone have come up with it otherwise. Nobody came back from death and was like "HEY GUYS YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS!"
Tekker: some bunch of ass hats just didn't want to accept the end
[S.o.G] M3 Luck3y Charm: Yea, i've heard enough. my fear of death now increased
Tekker: Death is the one thing you can't fear enough
Tekker: The end of all things, the one thing that should be prevented at all costs



...



Aidan: he asked me this
Aidan: i just sent him a link to wikipedia
Tekker: wow, that's hilarious

for those that dont know, I copy paste stupid shit between several chats. Alot.


Ted: so did you finish star ocean?
Tekker: no
Ted: you should do that
Tekker: i might now that im not jerking it
Tekker: incidentally, people have wierd orgasm faces
Ted: o.o
Tekker: my face doesnt change
Tekker: nor do i moan
Tekker: maybe im doing it wrong
Ted: nor do i
Tekker: its just like
Tekker: spurt
Tekker: ok now i can think clearly again
Ted: its like...ends up like a chore
Tekker: yeah
Tekker: dammit i gotta spank it
Tekker: fuck
Tekker: then after its like
Tekker: pfff now back to important things
Ted: exactly
Ted: back to what i should be doing
Tekker: like video games
Ted: yes yse
Tekker: then there's that 10sec - 2 hours of complete mental clarity
Tekker: depending on how hard you beat it
Tekker: any thought you grasp is clear and concise
Ted: ...the worst is when you get those...unsatisfactory spanks...like..nothing happened
Tekker: you can solve complex mathmatical equasions
Tekker: like just now
Tekker: doesnt even feel good
Tekker: might as well rub your arm
Ted: didnt feel good...didnt feel bad...just leaves you with a unsatisfied feeling
Tekker: I think it's odd this is really what we talk about
Tekker: and that we can in a totally non gay way
Ted: i know
Ted: ...we're awesome like that...
Ted: just we arent going to be one of those groups that has sex infront of each other
Tekker: yeah fuck that
Tekker: i mean dont
Tekker: or something
Ted: yea...i see that sometimes and ...vids and think...what the fuck...how can they
Tekker: id be a jiggin'
Ted: haha
Ted: thats why i wouldnt
Tekker: my windmill dick would flap over and ko you
Ted: oh god
Ted: FATALITY!
Tekker: friendship!
Ted: *little pixel tekker raising his arms in victory swigging his dick at the same time*
Ted: you know old school mortal combat style

Tekker: M3 Luck3y Charms: but seriously
M3 Luck3y Charms: i feel like i need to get it outta my system 4 times a day
Tekker: thats not right

Ted: ....
Ted: sometimes i have that feeling

Tekker: M3 Luck3y Charms: my thrid leg beats both yours and ted's combine
Tekker: no possible way
M3 Luck3y Charms: its all in the genes baby
Tekker: i dont care how black you are

Ted: he can be as black as he wants..his dick is still white

Tekker: Aidan (1): so true

Ted: on my cmment?
Tekker: yes
Ted: lol
Ted: im sorry lucky pulls off being black just as well as michael jackson did
Ted: and he died of a heart attack
Ted: or something
Tekker: i bet he died of horrendous rectal trauma
Tekker: but you know these media coverups
Ted: yep
Ted: haha

Ted: M3 Luck3y Charms: i heard that, jackass

Ted: XD
Ted: so yea

Tekker: M3 Luck3y Charms: first thing i look in a girl is the face. then the boobs, the ass, then the personality. dont wanna be bangin a bitch that would love to tell her friends how much a sucked at my first try
M3 Luck3y Charms: (i
Tekker: there's no girl that won't
Tekker: don't even fucking lie to yourself
M3 Luck3y Charms: meh...
Tekker: the trick is to let her be on top and not tell her when you blow it
Tekker: it hurts
Tekker: its risky
Tekker: but it works

Tekker: lunch and aidan do nothing but laugh now
Ted: hold on i have a comment on that whole thing
Tekker: which whole thing my penis?

Tekker: Tekker: that's what makes them virgins
M3 Luck3y Charms: didn't teach us that in sex ed
M3 Luck3y Charms: sad, isn't it?
Tekker: nobody ever taught you anything
Tekker: you're black
Tekker: you're lucky you have me'
Tekker: M3 Luck3y Charms: that sounded gay...
Tekker: only to you
Tekker: homo
Tekker: just ignore all the masturbation talk we just had
Tekker: no, that wasn't gay at all

Tekker: for the record he asked me what i spank it to earlier
Tekker: i love these multichat things
Tekker: always starts with somebody being gay and ends with us making fun of lucky
Ted: if he was really black he would have looked at the ass first and made his way up
Tekker: that's a keeper ted
Ted: though as stereo type..i being in the AF have found it to be true

Ted: M3 Luck3y Charms: if only you can see this middle finger im making at you. i'm doing it as hard as i can
Ted: ....need to take that out of your butt...people might get the wrong impression
Tekker: M3 Luck3y Charms: ...i hate setting people up for that one...

Tekker: nice play on the "doing it"
Ted: XD
Ted: im on a roll
Tekker: so is my penis
Ted: oh yea
Tekker: SWOOSH! perfect dick-windmill callback!

Tekker: Lunchbox [Waltman 82nd AB]: Zing

Ted: haha
Ted: some girls like that kind of this
Ted: *thing
Tekker: the ones i don't accidentally bludgeon to death with it anyway
Ted: yea....you need to fix that
Ted: i mean...it really runes ones reputation
Tekker: getting hard to cover up my murders for me eh?
Ted: theres only so many times i can dig the same grave
Ted: i mean...them dead girls are piling up
Tekker: its not my fault theyre all DEADSET on fucking me
Ted: maybe a little to literal

Tekker: M3 Luck3y Charms: so for example, spongebob is a metro sexual, faggot, or gay?
Tekker: gay
Tekker: he is into squidward
M3 Luck3y Charms: eh?
M3 Luck3y Charms: elaborate
Tekker: no

Ted: haha
Ted: he is...also the starfish....
Tekker: that's patrick
Ted: no wonder
Ted: i dont watch the show because it gay

M3 Luck3y Charms: Fuck my life...
Tekker: Don't go emo on me, tard
Tekker: Lunch has that shit covered
M3 Luck3y Charms: No. today a girl wanted to sit on my lap
M3 Luck3y Charms: with a great ass
M3 Luck3y Charms: and being me, i said hell yes
M3 Luck3y Charms: opened my legs
M3 Luck3y Charms: and made it last
M3 Luck3y Charms: trying to get as comfortable as possible
M3 Luck3y Charms: and i found out...
M3 Luck3y Charms: it was a shemale...
M3 Luck3y Charms: i feel so violated...
Tekker: that
Tekker: is the gayest fucking thing
Tekker: I have ever heard you say
Tekker: I'm telling everyone
M3 Luck3y Charms: ...WHY?
Tekker: It's hillarious
Tekker: You just can't tell ME a story about you and a shemale
Tekker: And expect to get away with it

17:15 - M3 Luck3y Charms: Did Tekker tell you about my awful day?...
17:15 - Pvt. W. Waltman [82nd AB]: Nope
17:15 - M3 Luck3y Charms: he's bound to do it any minute...

(pic by amplified)

Tekker: https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img194/9171/luckylikesshemales.png
M3 Luck3y Charms: Oh come on!
M3 Luck3y Charms: don't make it public

Pvt. W. Waltman [82nd AB]: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

M3 Luck3y Charms: ...
M3 Luck3y Charms: that
M3 Luck3y Charms: doesn't even remotely look like me
M3 Luck3y Charms: And
Tekker: it
Tekker: s black
M3 Luck3y Charms: I'M HOMOPHOBIC YOU...UGH...
Tekker: homophobic people are gay
Tekker: also avoid the military
M3 Luck3y Charms: no..
Tekker: you have to shower with your unit
M3 Luck3y Charms: i know that...
Tekker: by unit i dont mean penis
Tekker: I mean 70 other guys' penises
M3 Luck3y Charms: but as long as he doesn't try anything on me, i should be fine
M3 Luck3y Charms: I still know that...Ted had to do the same thing, didn't he?
Tekker: it permanently scared him
M3 Luck3y Charms: In the marines, first one to get a boner gets jumped
M3 Luck3y Charms: Am i smiling on the picture?
M3 Luck3y Charms: ...

(sees this forum post)

M3 Luck3y Charms: Now you made it interrnational...
M3 Luck3y Charms: You're going to far...
Tekker: So did you with the shemale
M3 Luck3y Charms: I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW!


Pvt. W. Waltman [82nd AB]: Who tells anyone that kind of stuff
Tekker: People tell me alot of things
Pvt. W. Waltman [82nd AB]: Isnt the normal thing to do repress it until you're 40 then it winds up being some kind of testicular tumor the size of a softball?
Tekker: Yes

Tekker: When he/she sat on your lap, did it move a little?
M3 Luck3y Charms: ...
M3 Luck3y Charms: you should know the answer if you know me
M3 Luck3y Charms: but
Tekker: ba-zing
M3 Luck3y Charms: THAT WAS WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIRL!!
Tekker: You sound like every drunken white fratboy post graduation

Tekker: I just put that link into the video description
Tekker: For relavince
+|FFG|+ Dr. Blues: Hahahaha
Tekker: Relivance?
Tekker: (sp)
+|FFG|+ Dr. Blues: relevence
Tekker: There ya go
Tekker: Google says relevance
Tekker: We suck at math

Amplified: sup
Tekker: dhgghfhfrjhjhg
Amplified: thats nice
Amplified: So Jim, hows the wife?
Tekker: dont call me that asshole
Amplified: I'll take that as a she's alright

Amplified: Hows your knee?
Amplified: also I rhink you need...
Amplified: LIFE ALERT
Lunchbox/PFC Waltman [82nd AB]: Just bruised
Amplified: So you getting LIFE ALERT?
Lunchbox/PFC Waltman [82nd AB]: no
Amplified: WHY
Amplified: THE
Amplified: FUCK
Amplified: NOT
Lunchbox/PFC Waltman [82nd AB]: cause
Lunchbox/PFC Waltman [82nd AB]: thatsj ust retarded
Amplified: ALL SENIOR CITIZENS NEED LIFE ALERT
Lunchbox/PFC Waltman [82nd AB]: I'll fucking stab you
Amplified: Thats okay
Amplified: BECAUSE I HAVE LIFE ALERT
Lunchbox/PFC Waltman [82nd AB]: What the fuck is wrong with you
Amplified: Nothings wrong with me... BECAUSE I HAVE LIFE ALERT

M3 Luck3y Charms: I need you to relay a message to Ted
M3 Luck3y Charms: Tell him he's no longer alone.
M3 Luck3y Charms: I have to dress up as a girl too
Tekker: gay
M3 Luck3y Charms: insert insults here
M3 Luck3y Charms: at least i get 200 bucks outta it
Tekker: pics
M3 Luck3y Charms: Not now
M3 Luck3y Charms: i have to get the shit first
M3 Luck3y Charms: go to my GFs house
M3 Luck3y Charms: i going to look like a pretty girl
M3 Luck3y Charms: but
M3 Luck3y Charms: i also have to do a talent show
M3 Luck3y Charms: I think i'm going to rickroll everyone
M3 Luck3y Charms: and i have to walk like a girl...
M3 Luck3y Charms: talk like a girl...
M3 Luck3y Charms: basicly, i have to be a 100% faggot
M3 Luck3y Charms: 200 bucks is worth it though
Tekker: like always
M3 Luck3y Charms: i need to get my- you suck

8:10 PM - Tekker: http://www.pown.it/wiipown.php?uid=3785
8:12 PM - Dr. Maniac D.D.S.: http://www.pown.it/wiipown.php?uid=3785
8:12 PM - Tekker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
8:12 PM - Tekker: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
8:12 PM - Dr. Maniac D.D.S.: lol
8:12 PM - Tekker: its how blues watches movies
8:12 PM - Dr. Maniac D.D.S.:
8:12 PM - Tekker: its fucking awesome
8:13 PM - Dr. Maniac D.D.S.: lol i just sent the same thing back to you it was so awesome
8:13 PM - Tekker: fucking amazing
8:14 PM - Dr. Maniac D.D.S.: http://www.pown.it/wiipown.php?uid=1867
8:14 PM - Dr. Maniac D.D.S.: FUCK ME
8:14 PM - Dr. Maniac D.D.S.: http://www.pown.it/wiipown.php?uid=1868
8:16 PM - Tekker: Tekker: i found a video of you and possibly a clone of you watching a movie
Tekker: http://www.pown.it/wiipown.php?uid=3785
+|FFG|+ Dr. Blues: huh?
+|FFG|+ Dr. Blues: That is pretty much how I do everything
+|FFG|+ Dr. Blues: Ever

Ted: done...what next...maaassster
Tekker: god im so worn out from broadcasting
Tekker: i did the entire mod, extra training level and all
Ted: -.-....masta needs a grill cheese sandvich
Tekker: that may be the greatest sentence ever

Tekker: i have like 50 something fans now
Tekker: i got applauce and encore requests yesterday with bioshock
Tekker: applause-sauce
Tekker: was a steady 35 viewers
Tekker: one guy's like "wow he's so into it, it's like watching a great movie"
Scotsman | Broadcasting: All I got was some asshole joining my channel and saying "Haha no one is watchinging this *** *** channel"
Tekker: HAHAHHA
Scotsman | Broadcasting: Needless to say he got bent
Tekker: thats
Tekker: so god damn funny
Scotsman | Broadcasting: Altough I should have said "Shame, your mum is so good"
Tekker: oh my god

4:16 AM - Tekker: pfffuh?
4:16 AM - Dr. Maniac D.D.S.: me too drinklwe to goiand on1
4:16 AM - Dr. Maniac D.D.S.: me done
4:16 AM - Dr. Maniac D.D.S.: gosodne night

5:24 PM - Dr. Maniac D.D.S.: i just started twitching, and i told the server that i was twitching, then said I think i have Tekkeritis, and Phantom says that's sick you and tekker, ew...
Tekker is now Offline.

Amplified: Whats the software do you use to stream
Tekker: my penis
Amplified: I know its made by on2 but which thing do I download
Amplified: also how about no
Tekker: yes
Tekker: i use my penis.exe
Amplified: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Amplified: Does it cost money?
Amplified: If so is there a 30 day trial?
Tekker: not for women
Amplified: ya but seriously which on2 thing do I download
Amplified: ...
Amplified: dick

6:45 PM - Lunchbox: I found a song I can piss people off wi th
6:45 PM - Lunchbox: with*
6:45 PM - Maniac [No Mic]: lol
6:45 PM - Maniac [No Mic]: ok
6:49 PM - Maniac [No Mic]: well
6:49 PM - Lunchbox: Oh, sorry, got off track
6:49 PM - Lunchbox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RsXIgxFcH0
6:49 PM - Maniac [No Mic]: fucking idiot...
6:49 PM - Lunchbox: prepare to bash your skull in
6:50 PM - Maniac [No Mic]: 10 seconds in, my desk is broken
6:50 PM - Lunchbox: HA

Sunday, March 28, 2010
2:30 AM - Maniac: of destiny, what kind of shitbirdbrained idea got in your head to add such stupidity to your name
2:30 AM - Lunchbox of Destiny: Its 3:30 in the morning
2:30 AM - Lunchbox of Destiny: on a sunday
2:31 AM - Lunchbox of Destiny: It's like yelling at the government
2:31 AM - Lunchbox of Destiny: it doesn't matter.
2:31 AM - Maniac: What...?
2:31 AM - Lunchbox of Destiny: Exactly.
2:31 AM - Maniac: No, you are stupid, answer the question.
2:32 AM - Lunchbox of Destiny: Fuck... that?
2:33 AM - Maniac: I've always thought you were dumb, but this is a new level of retarded that I thought would have never seen from you
2:37 AM - Lunchbox of Destiny: So I should change my name based on someones negative opinion of it, and the insults thrown towards me? Or what?
2:37 AM - Maniac: Not unless you have good reason to keep such a dumb name
2:38 AM - Maniac: Honestly it doesn't bother, what bothered me was your lame response to my questioning of the name change.
2:38 AM - Lunchbox of Destiny: Why would I need good reason? As far as I'm concerned it can be the stupidest thing I can possibly think of being that this is 1) My account, and 2) the internet.
2:38 AM - Lunchbox of Destiny: Well I'm tired, so yeah.
2:39 AM - Maniac: Whatever...